Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed
when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you
EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG
OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING