Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
This is transcendental.
THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS
the ol razzle dazzle
tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn
i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair
girls in thigh highs
girls in summer dresses with floral patterns
when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it
this is what a winner looks like