self confidence? no. self confidance. dance until you believe in yourself, even if it takes a thousand years of the macarena
my mom: you're 17
me: i've waited 50 years for this
IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK
Nintendo’s beautiful leap into the social media industry.
the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation
My cousin asked why I wasn’t eating turkey and I said I’m just not a big fan of turkey and he asked “what’re you, gay?” and I was like “well yeah but I don’t think that’s why I don’t like turkey” and that’s how I came out to my cousin, happy thanksgiving
Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
romantic date idea: sit on our laptops and ignore each other for 8+ hours
*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*
if mitt romney wants to make gay marriages illegal because he doesnt like them then i want to make mitt romney illegal because i dont like him
My kind of Christmas tree
I want a sugar daddy to warm up my bank account in this chill of winter